Miss Piggy On Beauty
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” (also Miss Piggy)
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if you out here swallowing nut, that’s your business! and dont let anybody tell you that you’re nasty or that you’re any less of a person. if you not swallowing nut, you’re not better than anyone else! thats it!
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if you love your man and wanna let him cum in your mouth! then let him nut in your mouth! and if a woman chooses to do that, but you dont agree… then thats okay! its fine!
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- what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
- what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
- what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"
If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a woman. It’s not.
If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t.
If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are.
If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”.
If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends.
Or you could just be honest and say that you don’t want less rape, you want (even) less prosecution of rapists.
If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t.
If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are.
If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”.
If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends.
Or you could just be honest and say that you don’t want less rape, you want (even) less prosecution of rapists.
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A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via brute-reason)
Exactly.
Be honest: You don’t give a shit about rape victims.
You don’t fucking care.
You make excuses for the rapists all the damn time.
This is about policing women’s bodies and telling them to just ‘shut up and stop complaining about your rape because you deserved it’
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its like white people HAVE to be heard
and if they are not, the world crumbles and injustice is at it’s peak.
Really tho.
AMEN FOREVER AND EVER
*reblogging forever*
#also fucks laws #i’d kill him and go to jail strutting
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oh joy, its a public post.
TW: RAPE
Seriously tho? “Enough said”? So he sees a girl walking down the street in her birthday suit and he believes the right to force himself on her? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. That is just so disgusting. Nobody has the right to rape anyone. What the hell. Why is that such a difficult concept to grasp?
He now deleted my comment, but is now Erm “arguing” (Idk what to call it??) and throwing around homophobic slurs to others commenting. Slightly funny, mostly sad.
Seems like he deleted it now. That’s at least a partial success.
I was Ti No on there, by the way :]
Haha hey, :p Nope, didnt delete it. he just made it to friends only now. Guess he didn’t want to hear it anymore, lol. He ended up tagging another friend who also disagrees with him. Ahh good stuff.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf5af2859b39bb2e8dcd169b33640380/tumblr_mm2gr0NsGR1rnlxfqo1_500.png)
TW: RAPE
Seriously tho? “Enough said”? So he sees a girl walking down the street in her birthday suit and he believes the right to force himself on her? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. That is just so disgusting. Nobody has the right to rape anyone. What the hell. Why is that such a difficult concept to grasp?
He now deleted my comment, but is now Erm “arguing” (Idk what to call it??) and throwing around homophobic slurs to others commenting. Slightly funny, mostly sad.Seems like he deleted it now. That’s at least a partial success.
I was Ti No on there, by the way :]
Haha hey, :p Nope, didnt delete it. he just made it to friends only now. Guess he didn’t want to hear it anymore, lol. He ended up tagging another friend who also disagrees with him. Ahh good stuff.
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